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General Knowledge..
1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?
Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..
2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.

3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?
Ans:fir’on ki biwi aasia.
4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?
Ans:chihpkali (lizard).
5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?
Ans: shehrag.

Chahat mein kisi ka imitihan na lena,
Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua naa dena.

A true friend is one who overlooks ur failures and tolerates ur successes.

in life..
some know you..
some remember you..
some like you..
some understand you..
some care for you..
but..
a TRUE FRIEND does all above &
always hopes the best for you..

Winning horse dsnt know Y it wins the race,
It runs bcz of da beating &pain.

Life is a race, GOD is Ur rider
so
if U r in pain then think, God wants U 2 win

The beautifull wordus .Allah.
Mnst beautifull song is Azan.
best exercise is Namaz.
World perfect böok is Quran.And you are so lücky if you are a Musalman..:-)

Irshade Nabwi (S.A.W) hai
jo Imaanatdar nahi wo kamil imaan wala nahe
Jis ka wazo nahi uski namaz nahi, jo namaz na parhay uska koi deen nahi
Namaz ka darja deen me aisa he hai jase sir ka darja badan me hai
yani jase sir k bager insan zinda nahi rah sakta usi tarha namaz k bager deen baki nahi rah sakta.

Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrut is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success wil b next.

Allah’s Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our Prophet.

Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune
& Abounding Happiness for you!
Happy Ramadan Mubarak

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and its Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta”ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

duniya ko duniyai mubbrak
pyar ko gehrai mubbrak
dushmano ko maf kya
kuon k agaya RAMZAN MUBBRAK

Best Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Lyrics – Aazan
Loyality – Imaan
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Exercise – Namaaz
Self Control – Roza
So. Good Luck 4 Ramzan

Roz e qayamat insaan 1, 1 neki ko tarsay ga
La Illah Illallahu Muhammadur Rasool Allah
App kee waja say jintay log iss ko pharain gay utna app ko sawab hoga

.–,!””””””””””””!
/ – ,! AFTAARI !
“-O-’”””‘”””O’O””Pura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Bhej Raha hon.
Ab Kisi Masjid K Aagy Mat Bethna.

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN..
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.
In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.
Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.
Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,
Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN (S.A.W.W)

What is Quran?
Allah ki kitab jo puri duniya ki kitabo ki sardar,
Kitab ko lane wale ” Jibrael (a.s.) ” jo farishton kia sardar,
Jin per utra wo nabiyun kia sardar ” Hazrat Muhammed (s.a.w.w.)”,
Jis ummat par utra wo ummaton ki sardar,
Jis shehar mein utra wo shehron ka sardar ” Makkah Madina “,
Jis mahine mein utra ” [...]

Never say “HI” instead
say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM
Never say “BYE” instead
say “ALLAH HAFIZ”.
Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim

Munna Bhai: Ye Quaid e Azam Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
:>
CirCuit: Simple Hai Bhai Roynge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na..

Subha/SMS
SHam/SMS
Din may/SMS
Rat may/SMS
Ghar may/SMS
Office may/SMS
Jina/SMS
Merna/SMS
Akhir kya hai ye SMS?
S= Silsila
M= Muhabat bhary
S= Saath ka.

Pathan: "Yar aj hmne apna Bv ko kisi aur k saath Cenima jate hue dekha"
Dost: Tu un k Peechay kyun Nhi gya?
Pathan: "Yar hmne woh Film 4 dafa dekha hua tha"

Mere Ishq ki Bowling Ne UskeDil Ki Wicket To Gira DiFARAZ Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!Uska Baap Umpire Tha... No Ball Day di...

Shadi me munna papa se Papa khana kab khaen ge?
Papa:dear dolha dulhan aayen ge unko ye pesoo
ka lifafa den ge phr khana khaen ge.
Munnah: Bhaga gaya stage ki janib doolhe se kehne laga ye lo 100
rupees 2 plate biryani or salaad k pese kaat lo...

Hazrat ek zruri elan sunye,
ek orat jski umr 62 sal hai,hr bar ki trah is bar b ghr se bhag gai hai,
maa ka naam K.E.S.C or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se bjli rakh dia gya hai,
jsy b mly,khuda k lye uske susral bhijwa dein,
faqat,uski saas AWAAM.

Sardar's son: Papa Aj meri Miss ny aisa sawal pocha
Jis ka jawab sirf Mery pas tha
Sardar:oye shabash puttar
kya sawal tha?
Son:YE CLASS ME POTTI KIS ne ki?;)

A sweet poem For You.
Eat with butter,
cut with cutter,
when you forget me.
You.....
Will.....
Definitely,
Fall
In
Gutter Dharaaaam...!;-)

1 Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Pathan Hasne Laga
DOST: Wo Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Or Tum Hans Rahe Ho
Pathan: Us Mein Balance Hi Nahi Tha..:-)

Pappu k ghar guest a gaey.
Maa ne kaha.
"jao beta,ja k MehMano k liay kuch le k ao"
Pappu bahar gaya aor
.
raksha le aya.

Main To Apne Pyar Ka Imtihaan Dene Ja Raha Tha
"FARAZ",
*
*
*
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Par Wo Muskara K Boli:Pehle ADMIT CARD To Dikhao Baitaa.

2 Charsi chhat pe so rahe thay 1 doosre se bola:
Yaar maachis kahan hay?
.
.
2nd:Teeli jala k dekh le yahin hogi....

Wo milta tha to kehta tha daaku bano ga
faraz,
.
.
Zindagi ke halaat ne usey Saddar-e-Pakistan bana diya:)

Shadi me Pathan Bht Dair tk khana kha Rha tha kisi ne pucha kb tk khaoge?
Pathan: hm to khud kha-kha kthak gaya pr kya kru,card me Lkha tha
Dinner:7pm to 10pm

Zallel honay ka sub se Asaan Tareeqa
.
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Uff Toba..!!! Zaleel honay ka kitna shoq hai k Tareeqa Dhoond Rahe ho.

Kya Aap Janty Hain

2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain

Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi

PYAR HO TO ESA HO.

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.

W0rld's sh0rtest l0ve st0ry
.
.
.
He smiled..

She smiled..

Baby cried..:-))

May Allah increase ur EMAN,
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
&
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)

When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam).
Not from his feet 2 be walked on,
Not from his head 2 be superior over,
But from his side to be equal,
Under the arm to be protected,
and
Next to the heart to be loved…

Never a weakness that He can’t fill,
Never a sickness that He can’t heal,
Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share,
Moment by moment- you are under GOD’s care

In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible.
In God”s embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten.

Flowerful Morning
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Colourful Noon
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Joyful Evening
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Peaceful Night
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Wish u a Fantastic month ahead..!!
“SHABAN MUBARAK*

Remember!
Never make any decision in anger
&
Never promise in happiness!
(Hazrat Ali A.S)

The fire of jahanam will not
touch the person who recites
“Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar”

Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

Significances of the prayers.
Fajar - increases the complexion or noor,
Zohar - increases Income,
Asar - Improves health,
Maghrib - good future 4 u r children,
Esha - peaceful sleep.

The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

The prophet (SAW) said:
“He who remembers his Lord
and who does not remember his Lord,
are like the living and the dead.”
(Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539

Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa

I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile,
guide u safely,
though every mile,
grant u wealth,
give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

Perfume yourselves
with the fragrance of
seeking forgiveness
lest the stench of sins pollute you.
by Imam Ali (a)

ZAM ZAM is about 18*14 feet and 13 meters deep well.
It started 4000 years ago.
Never dried since then never changed taste.
No Algae or Plant growth in the well.
This small well provides water to Millions of people.
Through Heavy motors pulling 8000 liters per second (69.12 core liter in 24 hrs)
& after 24 hours it completes its level in only 11 mints.
Thus its Alter level never decreases.

Take your words into account
as part of your actions,
and do not say anything
unless it is good.
Imam Ali (a)

Do not betray anyone
who places his trust in you …
even if he betrays you.
Imam Ali (a)

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!!

Allahs blessings are a treasure so true,
that their value cannot be measured,
and one of Allahs blessings is you!

Make sure your food is good
(halal and bought with halal earnings),
and you will be one whose prayers are answered.

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!

The thing that weighs most heavily
in the balance (of good deeds)
is a good attitude.

Eat together and not separately,
for the blessings is associated with the company.
(Ibn Majah).

It is part of the Sunna that
A man should accompany his guest
to the door of the house.
(Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).

Pay attention to Allah
and
He will pay attention to you.